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okay. This is another silly thing i saw in Dh.Atoll regional hospital; the new slogan for this years' non-smoking day...
it might look smart and will-full until you realize....

....until you could literally translate it as
" Lets make a 100% safe surrounding with tobacco smoke, and get the satisfaction from that!"
Snort!

Hello everybody!
Have you ever visited some islands where you could find real dumb people? Yes or no, I have! but this isnt about me. Well, Its my closest buddy whos better catching these kinda things than me actually. And this is a thing he text me today. Darn! I couldnt help laghing. I Write this as he sent me,...
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[ the scene takes place in Raa atoll some island....]
Mi thaange ( raa atoll ge ) Regional Hospital ge managera India in alah ai doctara dhemedhu hingi conversation:
Manager: so, sir, are you herbivorous or carnivorous?
Doc: hehe. Im omnivorous! I eat anything!
Manager: ooh. thats good. sir, we eat coconut and fish.
Doc: ALWAYS?
Manager: Yes! Fish Fish Fish! and always girls will be there to serve you... they are very nice ( Raising eyebrow )
Doc: ah! I see!
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GAWSH! I see dumber people!

see you later! thank you!

Read at your own will

10 Quick Facts about me

1. Im a recovering pesimist
2. I love good food and long sleepy nights
3. I went to the beach the other day
4. I enjoy Air freshener cocktails
5. I have around twenty empty mineral water bottles in my room right now
6. my wireless internet connection sucks
7. my job is to make news out of real crap
8. Im right handed. So its very normal
9. I dont have a screw driver. I hate it
10. I got my full salary this month! yey!

So what? They are quick facts. You never knew any of them before did you?
Keep visiting for some real interesting things.

Why I chose this for a kick off? because,
For one thing, I always tend to like my latest works better. But also this piece is artistically "true" and philosophically appealing to me so I thought why not begin with it? And next I will tell you how this thing had to come to existence!
I was staring at the bathroom mirror for no reason just like any other day when it suddenly hit my eyes that bristle nasal hair poking out of my nostrils. I hate nasal hair. I jerked it at full force without a second thought and... Alas! It hurt like hell ( the reason I hate them ) and my eyes flooded at once! It was that moment it struck me to make this picture. I flashed out and came in with my not-very-pathetic still-camera. Thank god it could capture it before the tears flowed out. That was it. But I had to try out a number of techniques to get its level and tones right. Photoshop does wonders! And I hope that picture was good enough for beginning this thing. N joy!
Oh! I almost forgot to mention about that water mark in the picture. I have to say i'm sorry but my eyes are copyrighted by nature! thank you!